Did You Look in Aisle Seven?
Cashier: Hi ma'am, did you find everything you wanted?
Big funky black lady: Yeah, I guess so. Too bad you guys don't sell husbands here.
--Bath and Body Works, Park Ave & 23rd
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
So...
Do you think anyone carries keys to the White House? With all that security, would it really be necessary? If no one carries the keys to the White House, do you think there is a set safe somewhere, just in case?
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
It's true...
I am my mother's child...I am planning a very late night of cooking and Christmas preparation.
I am also my father's child...I think it is critical that everything I make gets taste-tested for approval.
I don't think this the looming midnight hour is such a good time to have those traits exhibiting so strongly.
I am also my father's child...I think it is critical that everything I make gets taste-tested for approval.
I don't think this the looming midnight hour is such a good time to have those traits exhibiting so strongly.
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